Lump of Coal Soap

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product Specs:

3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal

Made in the USA by humans, not elves

May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty

According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

Size: 10 oz.

Duke Cannon hails from a simpler time. A time when the term handyman was redundant. A time when chivalry and patriotism weren’t considered old- fashioned. A time when you never put the word salad next to bar.

But something happened along the way. Men were encouraged to put down their lug wrenches and pick up their phones to hashtag for help. Substance was replaced by the flash of guys taking selfies. And instead of getting up before dawn to build railroads, men started going to the gym at 9 a.m. to ride pretend bicycles.

As any historian worth his salt will tell you, this country was built by folks with a sense of purpose. Duke Cannon’s purpose is simple: to make superior-quality grooming goods that meet the high standards of hard-working men. Their products are tested by soldiers, not boy bands. And they’re made in a little place we like to call the United States of America.